carmennchoww

Hi, I'm Carmen if you like the stranger things in life too, we should be friends.

teacupnosaucer:

love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating

yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women

(Source: twirpy, via memewhore)

kim-kanye-baby:

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE

U kno he dead

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mrssaberhagen:

drarry:

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

GOD

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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