carmennchoww

Hi, I'm Carmen if you like the stranger things in life too, we should be friends.

"Life hack: Turn toaster sideways, get grilled cheese"

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Toasting generates heat. When the toaster is in its upright and locked position, hot air rises harmlessly out of the toaster. When the toaster is sideways, it cannot escape as easily. Modern toasters will not grill cheese; they will instead heat the drops of melted cheese to the point where…

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chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

I know this is sort of a movie for kids but I think it would have been hilarious if it went: “End of discussion”  “Fine. End of dick-suckin”

Hahahahaha!

(Source: seventhdevil)